Who Spoilt My Mum?

Got promoted, got raised and got bonused. How much more can one get? In an ideal world everything can be super sized.
It's almost 1:00 at night and my mum has just gone to watch some TV, I guess I'm spoiling her.

Licensed Madness

. Christ here we go again. It's been almost a year, why ought we come again?
- like Virgin Mary asked, eh?
. You always come up with these trashy pop-culture references, don't you?
- you talkin to me?
. God, will you stop it already, we're here after so long and all you can think of is rehashed dialogues!
- what we've got here is failure to communicate.
. Anyway, I saw a very similar kind of conversation between a Square and a Circle. They are a comic strip, you can find them here so, our guy is quite the mutt when it comes to originality
- frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
. Yeah, looks like it. So as I was saying, the other guy can draw as well, panels and all. This dick just keeps hammering away at his keyboard
- in that case, I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
. I'm off to sleep. You're just the pain you've always been
- stella, hey Stellaaaaaaaaaaa
. Houston, we have a problem